Sunday, November 4, 2012

Comment Card - Nov 2011


Dear Guest,

It has come to our attention that you recently spent some time vacationing at our resort:
the Hackworth Hacienda for Happy Hallowed Habitants.

In an effort to best serve our customers, we are requesting that you fill out our survey card.  These help us with future visitors.  We want your honest opinions about your stay (if they are in line with our own feelings).

1.  How did you find the bed linens?
a.  it was difficult, but we finally located them in the bottom drawer.
b.  bed linens were provided?  Why didn't someone mention it sooner?
c.  none of the above

2. How would you describe the noise level while visiting the HHforHHH?
a. I would rank it along with a Rolling Stones concert; in other words, my hearing is permanently impaired.
b.  It could be raised a little before I would start to complain; the children seemed to be able to control their noise level quite well.
c.  Well, I notice that all the neighbors just put up "FOR SALE" signs, if that indicates anything about the noise level

3.  Were adequate restroom facilities provided for your large group during your stay?
a.  I hope no one was ever looking outside
b.  I didn't drink any water, so that solved the situation for me.
c.  I forgot my toothbrush, so I just chewed a lot of gum.
d.  Who put an entire toilet paper roll in the toilet during the final days?

4.  Would you and your family ever consider again visiting the Hackworth Hacienda for Happy Hallowed Habitants?
a.  Only if the same chefs are still working there.
b.  Are you kidding me?  Too many people.  We went for privacy and peace.  Didn't happen.  We won't be back
c.  We are planning on going to an outdoor water park for our next vacation the first week in August.  We love camping in tents rather than staying in luxurious rooms.

5.  Were adequate activities provided for you and your guests?
a.  Well, we were hoping to have a free cruise vacation thrown in, but other than that, the activities were quite well-planned and adequate.
b.  Too many activities...we just wanted time to visit, chat, and play Nertz.  Next time, please do not plan any activities, except for the kids; have them go on all-day hikes by themselves.
c.  Is there anywhere close where we could play the slots?  That's what we would really like to do.

Thank you so much for your input and for helping us improve our service.  It has been a pleasure to serve you at our resort.

Please note:  WE have now opened a lost and found for items left by your group...these items include:
a skein of yellow and blue yarn
a black pocket knife
a book called Jewel Fairies (Jeremy, really, you should be reading above this level by now!)
a brown sweater that smells a lot like glow sticks
a shirt or pj top with 2 guitars on it

To reclaim these itmes, they must be personally picked up at this location.

Your friendly, eager-to-please staff.

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